Each week, SneakerReporter will put out their power rankings of all 32 NFL teams. 

With Week 9 kicking off tonight (San Francisco 49ers vs Arizona Cardinals, 8:20 PM EST on Fox and NFL Network) it’s time to unveil where each team sits.

The fun begins below and be sure to check back each Thursday to track how far up or down your favorite team moves from week-to-week. 

 

1. New England Patriots 8-0 (LW: 1)

Some may say that the Patriots face their first real test this week against the Baltimore Ravens.

 

2. San Francisco 49ers 7-0 (LW: 3)

9 MORE GAMES JIMMY GAROPPOLO, YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!

 

3 New Orleans Saints 7-1 (LW: 2)

Drew Brees is back and this team is even more legit now.

 

4. Green Bay Packers 6-1 (LW: 4)

Aaron x Aaron = domination.

 

5. Minnesota Vikings 6-2 (LW: 5)

Dalvin Cook would like to submit his name for MVP consideration.

 

6. Seattle Seahawks 6-2 (LW: 8)

The Seahawks just flat out embarrassed the Falcons.

 

7. Baltimore Ravens 5-2 (LW: 14)

Lamar Jackson left his Mike Vick costume on for another week.

 

8. Indianapolis Colts 5-2 (LW: 6)

It was a close call for the Colts but they ultimately were able to get the win.

 

9. Kansas City Chiefs 5-3 (LW: 9)

Matt Moore didn’t look THAT bad, but Mahomes should be back soon.

 

10. Houston Texans 4-3 (LW: 13)

Deshaun Watson with one eye is better than most starters.

 

11. Dallas Cowboys 4-3 (LW: 11)

Getting the struggling Giants off the bye is like having another bye week.

 

12. Buffalo Bills 5-2 (LW: 10)

Their vaunted defense was torn to spreads (AT HOME) against the Eagles.

 

13. Los Angeles Rams 5-3 (LW:14)

Could a trip to London be a cure-all for this team?

 

14. Philadelphia Eagles 4-4 (LW: 16)

They just need to find a way to keep pace with the Dallas Cowboys for the rest of the season.

 

15. Detroit Lions 3-3-1 (LW: 15)

Matthew Stafford still has a rocket for an arm.

 

16. Tennessee Titans 4-4 (LW: 21)

TAN-NE-HILL, TAN-NE-HILL, TAN-NE-HILL!

 

17. Jacksonville Jaguars 4-4 (LW: 25)

#MinshewMagic is BACK (AGAIN).

 

18. Carolina Panthers 4-3 (LW: 12)

They just got 50 points hung on their heads.

 

19. Pittsburgh Steelers 3-4 (LW: 26)

Mason Rudolph shook off the rust for a comeback win over…the Dolphins.

 

20. Cleveland Browns 2-5  (LW: 17)

Things are darkest before the dawn and the second half of the Browns schedule is brighter than a Florida summer day.

 

21. Arizona Cardinals 3-4-1 (LW: 18)

They gave a valiant effort but the Saints were just too much for Kyler and Kliff.

 

22. Oakland Raiders 3-4 (LW: 19)

Jon Gruden has something special in rookie running back Josh Jacobs.

 

23. Chicago Bears 3-4 (LW: 20)

These are the same Chicago Bears, complete with the missed clutch kicks.

 

24. New York Giants 2-6 (LW: 22)

Daniel Jones’s transformation into Eli 2.0 is nearing completion.

 

25. Los Angeles Chargers 2-5 (LW: 23)

They managed to somehow win that game.

 

26. Denver Broncos 2-6 (LW: 25)

Brandon Allen is now the head honcho for Vic Fangio.

 

27. New York Jets 1-6 (LW: 22)

We all are on Sam Darnold career-game watch this week.

 

28. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2-5 (LW: 24)

Jameis Winston has two great wide receivers but his third favorite target is the opposing team.

 

29. Washington Redskins 1-7 (LW: 29)

How about those Nationals?

 

30. Atlanta Falcons 1-7(LW: 30)

Still waiting for Dan Quinn to be fired.

 

31. Cincinnati Bengals 0-8 (LW: 31)

They still are the worst team in the NFL by record.

 

32. Miami Dolphins 0-7 (LW: 32)

The tank might hit a bump in the road this week.

 

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