SneakerReporter Presents – The Next Hot Hand: Immanuel Quickley

SneakerReporter Presents – The Next Hot Hand: Immanuel Quickley

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We’re just approaching the All-Star Break into the NBA Season and there’s already been much to talk about, from Brooklyn’s Big 3 to how the health and safety protocols are impacting everyone league wide. With the new season as well as the New Year, we here at SneakerReporter present to you a new segment to the platform, The Next Hot Hand.

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Typically fans and media alike tend to focus in on the premier, quintessential names around the league like the LeBron James’ and the Kevin Durants’, and rightfully so. However with the league getting younger and younger as the season’s come and go, The Next Hot Hand we will be highlighting the league’s underdogs and up-and-coming talents with a breakdown provided with their basketball career history thus far and an overall look at these individuals as players. With that all out of the way, now we take a look into our first subject of discussion in The Next Hot Hand, New York Knicks’ Rookie Guard, Immanuel Quickley.

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Immanuel Quickley

Immanuel Quickley of Havre de Grace, Maryland has had a surprisingly quiet yet illustrious career leading up to the NBA, from scoring the bucket to win the BCL Championship as a sophomore in high school, which ultimately led him to receiving All-Metro Player of the Year recognition, to being a McDonald’s All-American coming out of high school. After a year in Kentucky where he averaged 5.2 points, 1.8 rebounds, and 1.2 assists as a Freshman, he immediately flipped the switch going into his Sophomore season. Quickley ended the regular season with 16.1 points and 4.2 rebounds, named 2020’s SEC Player of the Year as well as named to First-team All-SEC. With an impressive season and all the confidence in the world, Quickley declares for the 2020 NBA Draft to get selected as the 25th pick to play in the Mecca of Basketball, as a New York Knick.

Quickley gained the love of Knicks fans and teammates rather, well, quickly. It didn’t take long for him to adjust to the league, having scored a season/career high 31 points against the Portland Trailblazers only 18 games into the season. Everyone league wide has taken notice of the young 21 year-old, being seen and talked about on a multitude of media outlets. Teammate and first time All-Star Julius Randle took to New Orleans Pelicans’ Guard and NBA Veteran JJ Redicks’ podcast, The Old Man and the Three, and when was asked about Quickley, said,

“Dude works extremely hard. He’ll get shots up after the game. He’ll be early to the gym, he’ll stay late. And I don’t care who you are as a player, if you got that type of attitude/mindset, you’re gonna have a long career. That’s what I like about Quick (Quickley), his mindset and approach to the game of basketball.”

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It is clear to us all that the New York Knicks have found themselves the epitome of a gym rat, in the best meaning of the phrase possible. There has been testament after testament regarding Quickley’s work ethic and drive to be the best basketball player he can be, especially now that he has the facilities and training staff to do so. According to reports, Quickley never really had a go to trainer prior to his time in the league, and it is because of this he found himself reaching out to YouTuber, NBA Playmaker, renowned trainer and overall hooper in Devin Williams (IN THE LAB). Williams holds an online series called The Academy, where he takes players worldwide and shows them a high level of learning when it comes to the game of basketball. If you know Devin Williams at all you would know that he has an exceptional basketball mind, and surely Quickley picked up a thing or two from such experiences.

Quickley has proven thus far that he is not only capable but he is confident that he belongs in the league, which can be said for all players. But being able to just look a little bit deeper into these players’ stories we see the dedication and work it takes to get to where they are. It seems quite apparent that Quickley has the potential to be a franchise player in the NBA, and with his ability to play and his drive to get better, that may just be something in the foreseeable future. Ultimately, this is just a minor look into his efforts as an NBA player and the fact that he is only in his first year truly shows that the sky is the limit for Immanuel Quickley, SneakerReporter’s first Next Hot Hand.

Feb 24, 2021 No Comments
SR – NBA All-Stars Announced: A Synopsis

SR – NBA All-Stars Announced: A Synopsis

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With less than two weeks to go until the 2020-2021 NBA Season’s All-Star Weekend, the league has just announced the reserves of the rosters who will be joining their respective starting 5 to face off come Saturday, March 7th. With this in mind, we take a lot at our rosters, who made the team, who should’ve made the team, and much more, beginning with the Western All-Stars.

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Western Conference All-Stars

Kicking things off, it comes as no surprise that LeBron James finds himself in his 17th All-Star Selection being the very backbone of the Los Angeles Lakers while fellow All-Star and teammate Anthony Davis has been dealing with injury. Also with guaranteed starting positions are Clippers’ Kawhi 5th appearance and Golden State’s very own Stephen Curry, making his 7th appearance. To top off the Western Conference Starters Pool is the Dallas’ Luka Doncic making only his 2nd appearance and The Joker out of Denver Nikola Jokic making his 3rd.

Moving onto the Western Conference Reserve Pool we have some familiar names to All-Star Weekend, listed as shown:

  • Anthony Davis: 8x, Los Angeles Lakers (Questionable due to injury)
  • Paul George: 7x, Los Angeles Clippers
  • Rudy Gobert: 2x, Utah Jazz
  • Damian Lillard: 6x, Portland Trailblazers
  • Donovan Mitchell: 2x, Utah Jazz
  • Chris Paul: 11x, Phoenix Suns
  • Zion Williamson: 1x, New Orleans Pelicans (Reserve)

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Eastern Conference All-Stars

Making his return to the All-Star game after a consecutive 10 visits, Kevin Durant will be making his 11th appearance as a Captain. Also a starter is Durant’s teammate Kyrie Irving making his 7th appearance to the All-Star Game. Last year’s Eastern Conference Captain returns in the Bucks’ Giannis Antetokounmpo with his 5th appearances as well as Philly’s very own Joel Embiid with his 4th. To top off the Eastern Starters we have the long awaited, criminally underrated Bradley Beal of the Washington Wizards making his 3rd appearance after what was agreed to be seen as an All-Star snub in 2020.

We now take a look into the Eastern Conference All-Star Reserve Pool, filled with some new faces this time around coming 2021:

  • Jaylen Brown: 1x, Boston Celtics
  • James Harden: 9x, Brooklyn Nets
  • Zach LaVine: 1x, Chicago Bulls
  • Julius Randle: 1x, New York Knicks
  • Ben Simmons: 3x, Philadelphia 76ers
  • Jayson Tatum: 2x, Boston Celtics
  • Nikola Vucevic: 2x, Orlando Magic (Reserve)

Although all players listed are well deserving of their All-Star Selections this year, their is always some question from fans, players, and media alike as to how/why others didn’t manage to make the cut. Some honorable mentions would definitely include but is not exclusive to:

  • Devin Booker, Phoenix Suns
  • Trae Young, Atlanta Hawks
  • Jimmy Butler, Miami Heat
  • Damontas Sabonis, Indiana Pacers
  • Demar DeRozan, San Antonio Spurs
  • Christian Wood, Houston Rockets
  • Fred VanVleet, Toronto Raptors
  • Jerami Grant, Denver Nuggets

Surely a case could be made for many more names around the league other than those listed, which promotes the conflict of wanting to reward the younger guys who’ve really found a footing in the league as well as honoring the veterans who have consistently been apart of the conversation of the league’s best. Is the Rising Stars Game enough to satisfy the drive that these players have to be the best? Perhaps a conversation for another time, but for now it remains to be seen. With all that being said, the All-Star Draft begins Thursday, March 4th 8PM ET on TNT, where the teams are assorted and will be competing come All-Star Weekend on Sunday, March 7th.

Feb 23, 2021 No Comments
Kicks Through the Lens (Week 9)

Kicks Through the Lens (Week 9)

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So far the dunk of the year, and one of the best dunks of the past decade, was done in a pair of Adidas. Timberwolves rookie, Anthony Edwards, sent shock waves through social media this past week with one of the most ruthless posterizations we have ever seen. Damian Lillard said, “It must’ve been the shoes,” as Edwards was sporting some Adidas Dame 7’s during the throw down. Montrezl Harrell continues to be the face of Reebok basketball, digging into the archives to rock old models and even debuting an all-new model as well. Will Reebok and Harrell be able to get any other NBA stars to join the team?

Tobias Harris also broke the internet this past week. Harris saw all the sick Kobe 6 PE’s that DeRozan and Tucker were wearing and he wanted in. The Philadelphia 76er took keys from a past Kobe colorway to inspire the PE he wore on court. Once again Nike, is it too much to ask for Kobe models to be put on Nike By You (Nike iD) again? Scroll below to see who made the Top 10 in this week’s list of Kicks Through the Lens.

 

 

10. 2008 Reebok Answer 11 “All-Star” – Montrezl Harrell

 

     

 

 

9. Adidas Harden Vol. 5 “ASU” – James Harden

 

     

 

 

8. Nike Kyrie 7 iD – Gabe Vincent

 

     

 

 

7. Jordan XXXV P.E. – Carmelo Anthony

 

     

 

 

6. Nike Kobe 9 Elite High “FTB” – Ja Morant

 

     

 

 

5. Under Armour Curry 8 P.E. – Steph Curry

 

           

 

 

4. Adidas Dame 7 “Day of the Dead” – Anthony Edwards

 

           

 

 

3. Nike Kobe 6 Protro “Kay Yow” – John Wall

 

     

 

 

2. Nike Kyrie 7 P.E. – Kyrie Irving

 

     

 

 

1. Nike Kobe 6 Protro P.E. – Tobias Harris

 

           

 

 

Feb 23, 2021 No Comments
SR – NBA Power Rankings: 2021 Week 9

SR – NBA Power Rankings: 2021 Week 9

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Another week of NBA action is in the books, and this previous week was littered with cancellations and postponements for teams playing in the state of Texas, as well as some teams like Charlotte and San Antonio that have been affected by the virus. Aside from that, it was just another regular week at the office, and this time around players got the notification that there will be an All-Star Game in the city of Atlanta come March 7, and the starters for this All-Star Game was announced to the masses Thursday night.

For the rest of the NBA, injuries are piling up for the Los Angeles Lakers, who are not panicking but are certainly monitoring their temporary fall from prominence in the West, while the Utah Jazz remains the hottest team in all of the Association. Milwaukee looks to not have all the answers to get the engine started and running, as Mike Budenholzer’s once-infallible regular-season plan that would usually generate the best record in the league in year’s past isn’t doing that much in the 2021 campaign.

For teams atop their respective conferences like Philadelphia and Utah, one loss during their road trips out West were merely chinks in their armor, and their momentum heading into the final week of February hasn’t ceased yet. As for the rest of the teams in the NBA, we’ll break those down as we head into the ninth week of the season for this week’s Power Rankings.

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1. Utah Jazz (24-6, Last Week’s Ranking: 1)

The Jazz, who have played a league-low 20 minutes in the clutch (since they’ve beaten nearly every team that’s come their way by double digits) had their second loss in nearly a month when they couldn’t outlast the offensive firepower of the West’s second-best team in the Los Angeles Clippers this past week. It wasn’t exactly a sobering loss to remind them that they “aren’t as good as they think they are” but rather a learning experience and confidence-builder for the next time they play a team that’s as skillfully gifted as the revamped Clips.

They proved they’re serious about contending this season as they hung with LA until the fourth quarter, in which they allowed the Clippers to score 37 points and escape with a four-point win when it seemed Donovan Mitchell (35 points off 12-27 shooting) had no interest in letting the game slip away. It’ll get harder this week as they have the Lakers, flaming-hot Hornets and Heat coming in the next couple of days, but getting a healthy Mike Conley to compliment Donovan Mitchell emphasizes the championship effort they’re showing nine weeks into the season.

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2. Los Angeles Clippers (22-10, Last Week’s Ranking: 3)

The other team in the Staples Center that was the punch line of the town last year in the bubble…is looking like anything but if this last week told us anything. Health has been the biggest detriment to a team that had been 15th in total defensive rating, but as they got Paul George and Kawhi Leonard back from lower body impediments, that sparked the entire team to go 2-0 with all their starters healthy, and a respectable 6-4 in their last 10 games. The Clips are right where they want to be — around the top of the thick of things in a saturated Western Conference as their most coveted stars in Leonard and George get a comfortable stretch of minutes and get enough rest so that they’re ready to go for the postseason. The defense, much like the offense, will take time to adjust itself and will do so the more that Leonard and George share the floor for an alloted stretch of games.

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3. Brooklyn Nets (20-12, Last Week’s Ranking: 4)

So…not having Kevin Durant isn’t a setback, so it seems for the offensive supernova of a Nets squad, as told in the the past couple of games they’ve had to go without Durant as he recovers from his hamstring strain. As the rest of the Eastern Conference toils in current mediocracy, Brooklyn looks to be taking advantage of their conferences’ shortcomings, appearing as the most frightening team to guard in, perhaps, the entire NBA.

As the No. 1 ranked team in terms of offensive efficiency, (117.8 points per 100 possessions off of a 62.2 true shooting percentage) they showed they’re also intent on running through everyone in the conference by completing the greatest comeback in franchise history against the Phoenix Suns this past Tuesday, taking down the defending champion Lakers handily on Thursday, and surviving the 1-2 punch of the returning Kawhi Leonard and Paul George with a road win over the Clippers on Sunday.

And the narrative that they’re on pace to be the worst defensive team in NBA history? That’s finding it’s way in the dispensary, as they led only one opponent score over 110 points this past week. It’s a start, as the Nets will also be in play to make some acquisitions to address the defensice inefficiency come time for the Trade Deadline in the next week or so.

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4. Los Angeles Lakers (22-9, Last Week’s Ranking: 2)

Are the defending champs human after all? Los Angeles failed to look like themselves last week, going a uncharacteristic 1-3 and on both ends of the floor, looking like a shell of themselves without Anthony Davis. Davis is expected to miss three more weeks dealing with Achilles Tendinosis, and executive medical officials in Tinseltown aren’t too privy in rushing the yearly MVP and DPOY candidate back on the floor to bandage the Lakers’ insufficiencies in defending at a high level and being one of the most fearsome teams scoring the rock in the entire league.

While residue of previous weeks’ defensive success have them perched above everyone else in the defensive rating totem pole, you’d be remissive in saying those statistics backed up by the eye test of seeing them on a nightly basis wouldn’t reduce in the coming days and weeks if they keep allowing opponents to score an average of 48.3 points in the paint every game.

Things aren’t going to start getting rosier for the Lakers in the weeks without Davis, and with a showdown against the Jazz approaches, seeing as these two teams that are capable of seeing each other in the Conference Finals, the task of stopping the inside-out, and now even more-accessible drive-kick game the Jazz run with fervent, it’ll be up to LeBron James (probably more than ever this season) to showcase his usual heroics to fend off a team that has their greatest chance to overthrow the Lakers as perennial favorites to come out of the West this year.

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5. Phoenix Suns (19-10, Last Week’s Ranking: 6)

It’s almost as if everything Chris Paul touches turns into gold, and you can make the argument that the current 37-year old’s role of making fringe playoff qualifiers into contenders is in the best stretch of his 17-year career if these past two seasons ell any tale.

As said last week, CP3’s influence on not just the young, inquisitive minds of DeAndre Ayton, Mikal Bridges, Cameron Johnson and, certainly, Devin Booker, but on a veteran coach in Monty Williams and a Suns franchise that hadn’t acquired a player that had the mind to be as pragmatic in the role of being morale booster as they’d been accustomed to accept losing as a part of their yearly routine in the past decade, is purely infectious and inspiring when you look at the grand scheme of things during the progression of this franchise in their potential return to the playoffs after an 11-year drought.

Back on January 27, Suns fans tempered their expectations on a young team that didn’t have a littany of All Stars like the rest of the elites in the Western Conference, saying that just making the playoffs with Chris Paul as a part of the formula would be a big win in itself. Since then however, aspirations have flowered more than they ever have since the Suns’ rebuild (that started after Steve Nash’s departure) even began, as they’ve gotten successful results in the win column for 11 of their past 13 games.

In their last three games, they’re really becomg adept at putting the basketball through the nylon, scoring an insane 129.3 points per game, and in Friday’s 18-point thrashing of the Pelicans, netted a franchise-record 22 three-pointers. They felt like that wasn’t enough two nights later, toppling their own franchise record to make 24 threes against the Grizzlies on the road. Portland, Charlotte, Chicago and Minnesota come up this week, and the chance to make those already impressive records even better arise this week as the Suns look to climb further above the fourth spot in the West.

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6. Philadelphia 76ers (20-11, Last Week’s Ranking: 5)

As the best team in the East, (at the moment) Joel Embiid is on pace to acquire his first-ever MVP award if all things end positively for Philadelphia, who’s recently seen a new version of Ben Simmons that’ll add a new layer to their offensive arsenal: an aggressive, “I-want-to-score-the-ball” version of the three-time All Star. In a battle that featured the two best teams in the NBA this past week, the 76ers had to go to war against the Western-leading Jazz without the usual artillery of Joel Embiid’s offensive and defensive contributions, but battled admirably in a single-digit loss where Ben Simmons’ tunnel vision paid off for a team missing it’s best player.

Simmons scored a career-high 42 points, but as he cooled off in the fourth, so did the rest of the Sixers. This 2-2 week did more to bolster Philly’s belief that they have a chance to come out of the East this year, but with another battle with Toronto in Tampa as well as a meeting with Luka Doncic’s Mavericks, the path to maintaining their record to stay on top of their conference will get that much more bumpier as we near the end of the season’s second quarter.

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7. Portland Trail Blazers (18-11, Last Week’s Ranking: 9)

And up the Trail Blazers continue to rise in these weekly Power Rankings. With the nightly output that Damian Lillard is having, it shouldn’t take much thought to consider him in the Most Valuable Player race this season. When we talk about the true Alphas that never shy away from that proverbial “moment”, you’d better not exclude Lillard from the ranks of the game’s most fearless and brave winners in it’s extensive history. It’s truly an anomaly as to how routine and calculated he handles even the most adverse of obstacles, almost overcoming the odds more than anyone in the entire league in the clutch. Lillard ranks only second in clutch-time points, while scoring around 61.5 percent in the game’s tightest moments.

He comes through when his number is called to do so and when his heroics are required, rising to the challenge and succeeding almost every time. He wouldn’t have to do so, however, if the Blazers weren’t so abysmal defensively, ranking 28th in total defensive rating while giving up an average of 115.1 points per 100 possessions every game. Health hasn’t been on Portland’s side this season, (again) but they somehow manage to stay in the middle of the pack out West, appearing at 5th in the West with only a 1.5 game deficit behind Phoenix for the fourth seed in the conference.

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8. Milwaukee Bucks (18-13, Last Week’s Ranking: 7)

Following a 98-85 win over the Sacramento Kings, Giannis Antetokounmpo and the Milwaukee Bucks were finally able to move on from their five-game skid.

Fat chance that absolves the offensive and defensive issues that keep Milwaukee out of any speculation of them actually looking like a competent competitor in the Eastern Conference at the moment, though.

It seems that Mike Budenholzer’s goal of being as synergetic and healthy as possible heading into the playoffs is slowly starting to dissolve into an irreparable disaster with 13 losses already in the month of February, and as they’ve gone the course of this losing streak without the assistance of new acquisition and two-way threat Jrue Holiday at the starting guard spot due to his exposure to COVID-19, things could slowly start to turn awry if, from a scheme standpoint, spacing and outside shooting start to trend downwards.

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 9. San Antonio Spurs (16-11, Last Week’s Ranking: 10)

While the Spurs were rolling with five of their last six games resulting in wins, external factors out of their control have halted a season that’s become progressively positive. They haven’t played a game since February 14 due to Health and Safety protocols in which an increasing number of players and staff tested positive for COVID-19, and may not be able to compete in their home state with the entire state of Texas being in the midst of a statewide emergency from this past week’s winter snowstorm causing all types of problems to the state’s infrastructure, to put it as succinctly as possible. Their game against the Pacers last Monday was postponed, but they’re getting their season up and going agains with games against the Thunder and Pelicans this week.

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10. Denver Nuggets (16-14, Last Week’s Ranking: 8)

A big win against the visiting Lakers on Valentine’s Day was supposed to kick off a fiery run for a Nuggets team that hasn’t kept the momentum left over from last season’s success in the bubble, but this last week has been anything but constructive for a banged-up nuggets team that can’t seem to stay consistent. Denver’s dropped three of four games coming into a new week, with their only win coming against the lowly Cavaliers in which Jamal Murray exploded for his first career 50-point game. Other than that, they struggled to claw out a win against a streaking Wizards team and continue to be held back due to Gary Harris’ unavailability, Nikola Jokic’s lack of complimentary help on a nightly routine, and an unfavorable schedule.

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11. Golden State Warriors (16-15, Last Week’s Ranking: 11)

It’s a tale of ups and down for the Dubs as of recent. A 19-point comeback against the Miami Heat in one of the more exciting games of the season took place in the same span ofgames where they bobbled a late lead against the likes of Orlando as well as be crushed by a heartbreaking loss at the buzzer to a hosting Charlotte Hornets team in which Draymond Green, their leader and heart and soul of the team, made a boneheaded mistake by getting ejected late in the game’s fourth quarter. Stephen Curry was a surprise last-minute scratch due to illness, but the Warriors are finally starting to get healthy at the right moment. Kevon Looney is finishing up his rehabilitation process, and James Wiseman is nearing his full return from his wrist injury sustained earlier in the year.

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12. Indiana Pacers (15-14, Last Week’s Ranking: 12)

The Pacers don’t move a muscle in this week’s rankings. While splitting a series of games against Chicago and Minnesota this past week, their then-impending game against the Houston Rockets in the Toyota Center was postponed due to the earlier mentioned winter snowstorm that’s sidelined all professional sports in the state of Texas. In the win over Minnesota, Domantas Sabonis is taking heed to Nate Bjorkgren’s plan of moving off-ball more in the journey of becoming a more unpredictable scorer, dropping 30 points while grabbing 15 rebounds. He became the first player in a Pacers uniform since 1976 to also get a triple double in his dishing of 10 assists in the win.

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13. Toronto Raptors (16-15, Last Week’s Ranking: 17)

Toronto takes a massive leap into the top-15 for this week’s rankings. After starting the season 2-8, with anxieties of missing the playoffs and facing what seemed like an inevitable reality in giving away fan favorite and Raptor legend Kyle Lowry away for future draft and free agency capital, the Toronto Raptors got over the .500 mark this past week, advancing past the struggling Boston Celtics and going 14-7 in their past 21 games. Apparently, these Raps only wanted the journey back to the playoffs to be as difficult as possible for reasons beyond our knowledge, but as of now, they look the part of a top-four team in all of the Eastern Conference, and certainly the second-best team in the Atlantic behind Brooklyn in the duration of the past month.

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14. New York Knicks (15-16, Last Week’s Ranking: 15)

The Knicks are only one game out of a .500 record, and are still a playoff team despite not having another All Star aside Julius Randle, who Knicks fans hope to hear announced as a reserve in this year’s festivities. Tom Thibodeau’s Knicks keep on winning, and in the only fashion that Thibs’ coaching methods allow: tough-nosed, gritty, and direct. They currently own the East’s seventh-best record and the league’s third-best defensive rating, and what’s more; the guard rotation Thibs has formulated is working out in the best way that it can. Immanuel Quickley fits like a glove, RJ Barrett seemingly improves in his temperance on the offensive end every game, and Derrick Rose’s slashing and halfcourt game provides an offensive spark for when the starting five starts games out flat. They’re 6-4 in their last 10 games, and in this point in the season, are turning heads as a team not to be taken lightly anymore.

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15. Boston Celtics (15-15, Last Week’s Ranking: 13)

What a forgettable week for the Celtics, who slid to an abysmal and unexpected even-.500 on the season. At this point last season, the Celtics hadn’t even encountered their 14th loss until mid-March, and by the way this team regresses and discombobulates even further the more time elapses, it might be in good consideration to go ahead and either use the $28M Traded Player Exception acquired in the Gordon Hayward-to-Charlotte Deal, or scavenge for the correct fit and trade players away for a guy that can help right away and keep these sinking C’s afloat in an East that’s growing unforgiving as each week passes.

And if bad could transform to worse; the Celtics ran out of gas and blew a 24-point lead to a Pelicans team that’s multitudinous in issues of their own, playing like a fringe lottery team in the final 6:34 of the fourth quarter in Sunday’s contest that saw the Pelicans win in OT and complete the greatest comeback in franchise history.

Kemba Walker’s health might factor into him trying to get his feet wet again, but to put it as nicely and as euphemistacally, he’s not helping out the likes of superstar duo Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown, two All-NBA players expected to be on the cusp of being named reserves in this year’s All Star Game. And at this point with the way he’s played this season, It’s unclear if he stays in Boston past this season, or even if he finishes the season as a Celtic, for Danny Ainge may want to move him to get the best bargain as possible should he fail to return to his old self.

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16. Charlotte Hornets (14-15, Last Week’s Ranking: 14)

Speaking of a team that looks as if they may have benefitted from their negotiations with Boston this past offseason, and in offseason’s past, the Hornets are a playoff team and by the looks of it, might just topple the Celtics in the Eastern standings with the way their trajectory has been trending upward in the past two weeks. Terry Rozier is playing out his mind for some career-best averages in the month of February, and in the last four games, has had stat lines that sound a little like this:

41 pts., 7 reb., 3 ast. vs. Minnesota, 33 pts., 7 reb., 4 ast vs. San Antonio, and 36pts., 3 reb., 4 ast. vs. Golden State.

Rozier’s been on a tear, and he’s had help from the likes of Gordon Hayward, who had his own splash in the monthof January and Rookie of the Year favorite LaMelo Ball. This upcoming week however, the Hornets will have their hands full as they battle with the Jazz, Suns, Warriors and Kings to enter the All-Star break and close out the first half of the season.

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17. Dallas Mavericks (13-15, Last Week’s Ranking: 16)

The Mavericks might be making their mark soon in the West again if Kristaps Porzingis continues his hot scoring streak in the month of February, and the Mavs surely hope that he can somehow keep that hot hand going as they head into the final stretch of the first half of the season. He’s currently scoring around 23 points per game as a 50/40/90 scorer, but just like last week and weeks prior, defense continues to plague a team that is looking to make a move to supplant themselves in the midst of the Western Conference at this point in the season. They cannot afford to continue giving up an average of 44.9 points in the paint in every game, making them the fourth-worst team in the entire NBA in terms of defensive efficiency and expect to contend with the likes of the Lakers, Clippers, Nuggets and Jazz, and Porzingis himself (who possesses the league’s worst defensive rating at 119.5 allowed points per 36 possessions) must be more reliable as their interior presence if they’re to do as such.

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18. Memphis Grizzlies (13-13, Last Week’s Ranking: 19)

Justise Winslow returned to an NBA court after more than a year after the Miami Heat sent him to the Grizzlies in exchange for Andre Iguodala due to his lingering back and hip injuries. While he has a ways to go until he shakes off the rust (he shot an ugly 3-14 from the field in his return), it’s his defensive presence and veteran leadership that will come into frutition for a team that’s looked left and right for a semblance of a defensive identity, as their frontcourt has been marred with ailments to their most impactful players. A rough stretch of games await these young Grizzlies, as the Mavericks and Rockets are a part of their schedule. They’ll also have to gear up to stop the Clippers in a two-game series at home.

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19. Miami Heat (13-17, Last Week’s Ranking: 20)

It’s safe to say that, for a brief period at least, #HeatCulture made a bit of a return this past Saturday night as the Heat finished off their week in exclamatory fashion, beating the Lakers in an NBA Finals rematch from the Orlando Bubble. In a night where Kendrick Nunn just about looked like the best player on the floor, the Heat held LeBron James’ Lakers to under 100 points, something done very seldom in a year where they’ve struggled to start fast out of the gate. But prior to that victory, all wasn’t great as they’d blown a 19-point lead to the Warriors and an embarrassing loss to the Clippers in which a majority of their regular starters in Kawhi Leonard, Paul George did not suit up, while Patrick Beverley returned from injury. They’ll return home after a game against the Thunder to start a week which will go into the beginning of the All Star break.

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20. New Orleans Pelicans (13-17, Last Week’s Ranking: 21)

The Pelicans get to raise a spot in this week’s rankings, and for good reason. While they’ve had their own particular struggles, one thing is for certain: Brandon Ingram and Zion Williamson should not ever, under any circumstances, be split up at any point in their careers (pending all contractual scenarios turn out well in their future) for they’ll be the perfect two franchise cornerpieces to build around during their future transitional years. In their win over Boston, which featured the greatest comeback in franchise history, Ingram and Williamson may have played their best ball as a duo, scoring a combined 61 points and looking as unstoppable as ever in the fourth quarter and overtime periods, while the Celtics could do nothing in standing in front of them.

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21. Chicago Bulls (13-16, Last Week’s Ranking: 25)

Chicago went on a winning streak last week, and are playing some of their best ball as a team as of recently. It could have been four, but Joel Embiid’s career-high 50 points scored against the likes of Thaddeus Young and Lauri Markkanen made the Bulls finish the week at a productive 3-1. In those games won (and one lost) Zach LaVine did everything in his power, scoring at a elite level as one of the game’s most elusive ballhandlers and accurate shooters.

Get this: LaVine scored 281 total points in his last eight games, and the only other player to do that in franchise history? The other really good Shooting Guard revered in Bulls’ lore, Michael Jeffrey Jordan.

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22. Atlanta Hawks (13-17, Last Week’s Ranking: 23)

Trae Young is still an elite scorer. That much we know. In their win over Denver this past week, Young recorded 35 points off 10-for-19 shooting, with an additional 15 assists and 6 rebounds to boot. It was Young’s 42nd time he scored over 25+ points and dished out 10+ assists in a game for his career, an NBA record since he debuted back in 2018. He also tied fellow 2018 draftee Luka Doncic with his fifth 30-point, 15-assist game as a player under the age of 23, something that a small list of players in NBA history have achieved (only Oscar Robertson has done as such).

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23. Sacramento Kings (12-18, Last Week’s Ranking: 18)

As owners of the worst defensive rating in all of Basketball, the Kings have all but so much good going for them at the moment. They’re in the midst of a seven-game losing streak, and they’re being thrown into a woodchipper to end thei first half of their season with the Nets, Knicks, and Hornets up next on their schedule. However, Tyrese Haliburton looks like one of the most impressive rookies in the league in and in recent memory, scoring 23 points while also accumulating a total of eight assists with 5 rebounds and 2 steals against a Goliathic foe in Milwaukee this past week.

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24. Houston Rockets (11-17, Last Week’s Ranking: 22)

The Houston Rockets have been without their standout star player in Christian Wood for the past few weeks, and without him, can only score an average of 103.1 points per game without him on the floor, which makes it fitting that they’re in the midst of an eight-game losing streak. With a tough schedule ahead to close out their first half of a much-publicized season, the Rockets are hopeful that Wood can return from his sprained ankle before the All Star break and play against the likes of Chicago, Cleveland, Toronto and Memphis this week.

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25. Orlando Magic (13-18, Last Week’s Ranking: 27)

Injuries have ripped up any aspirations of the Magic making it back to the playoffs into shreds this year, and while a three-game winning streak has taken center stage for them this year, the Magic will be a team to look out for as they’ll receive calls about pieces they want to move in order to get draft capital and hope for the best when they become a lottery team at year’s end. Nikola Vucevic racked up a Triple-Double in their loss to the Warriors this past week, and alongside him has been the Frenchman Evan Fournier, who’s scored a total of 76 points in his past three games.

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26. Oklahoma City Thunder (12-18, Last Week’s Ranking: 24)

The Thunder are a team that’s sifting through their talent to find a malleable-enough 12-man rotation while giving their young players enough burn and experience in an experimental year, and a couple of players have made it known they’re making strides to show they’re capable of keeping a spot in their starting five. Hamidou Diallo, the 2018 Slam Dunk Contest winner, has made improvements across all aspects of his game, and looks like he’s scratching the surface of his potential. As for the rest of Mark Daigneault’s team, he’ll continue to have guys audition for more minutes on the floor while playing alongside Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, who individually is blossomming into one of the NBA’s most polished talents.

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27. Washington Wizards (10-17, Last Week’s Ranking: 29)

So the Washington Wizards….are on a five-game winning streak? Sounds inconceivable, but they are. Bradley Beal has silenced all trade talks, and he and Russell Westbrook continue to play a new, synergetic brand of basketball that results in high-octane offense on one end and stifling defense on the other. More impressively, Scott Brooks is finally getting the regular Davis Bertans numbers noticed in year’s past with a 35-point explosion against the Nuggets, and Rui Hachimura is living up to the hype many draft scouts pictured he would coming out of Gonzaga last season. They’re within arms reach of the eighth spot in the East as it stands, too.

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28. Detroit Pistons (8-22, Last Week’s Ranking: 28)

The Pistons are in the midst of a three-game losing streak, and at the moment, are looking at other teams across the league to get some draft and free agent capital to move Blake Griffin, as they’ve personally expressed that it’s likely Griffin never suits up again as a Piston on the active roster. However, Jerami Grant has looked like a contender and favorite for the league’s Most Improved Player Award, evident in him scoring a career-best 43 points against the Bulls last week.

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29. Cleveland Cavaliers (10-21, Last Week’s Ranking: 26)

Make that now 10 games in a row that the Cavaliers have lost. While Jarrett Allen looks to have a more prominent role in JB Bickerstaff’s offense moving forward since he scored 26 points off 11-for-11 shooting in their loss to the Thunder this past week, Andre Drummond’s name (and large contract) will be a topic of discussion in the coming days with him being placed on the trade block as a serious asset that’ll likely be dealt to a contender.

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30. Minnesota Timberwolves (7-24, Last Week’s Ranking: 30)

This season is meant to be a developmental ladder for younger players and veterans to find an increased role, but that ladder has to have rungs of repeated winning and success to make it worth climbing. The T’Wolves have done the opposite of that this season, and Sunday evening, parted ways with Head Coach Ryan Saunders. Still, Wolves fans have a promising future to look forward to, if Anthony Edwards is a part of it. The first-overall pick and rookie out of Georgia became a viral sensation overnight after a crushing, posterizing, tomahawk of a slam over Raptors forward Yuta Watanabe on a baseline drive and elevation off two feet, but it wasn’t enough as Minnesota suffered their 23rd loss of the year, and have lost eight of their last 10 games.

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Feb 23, 2021 No Comments
Boston Celtics blow 24 point lead to the New Orleans Pelicans, lose 115-120 in OT

Boston Celtics blow 24 point lead to the New Orleans Pelicans, lose 115-120 in OT

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Sunday Afternoon the Boston Celtics blew what was at one point a 24 point lead against the New Orleans Pelicans in an overtime thriller. The game went down to the wire and the Celtics got some huge buckets from Jayson Tatum down the stretch to keep them in it. Tatum hit the game timing floater at the end of regulation to give the Celtics a chance to try to reclaim the win in OT. Tatum’s performance although impressive down the stretch, was not enough to hold off the surging Pelicans. The Pelicans were fueled by the offensive eruptions from both Brandon Ingram and Zion Williamson in the second half that put them back in position to win the game. Williamson got off to a slow start Sunday afternoon only scoring 4 points in the first half. He finished the game with 28 and it seemed like the Celtics didn’t have a single player that could guard him in the last two minutes and into overtime.

 

Brandon Ingrams 33 points were a huge reason the Celtics couldn’t recover in the second half even after being up so big. They just couldn’t string together stops at all. Ingram hit what would ultimately prove to be the dagger in overtime, cashing out on a catch and shoot 3 from the wing. As great as both Williamson and Ingram did play to get the Pelicans back into position to win the game this, was really a collapse of the Boston Celtics and one of their lowest points of this season.

 

 

The fact that the go-ahead play in this game was a catch and shoot 3, from one of this team’s best 3 point shooters, is a microcosm of this Celtics Season and this team’s true identity. In a primetime Sunday showcase match-up with one minute left in overtime rather than being hooked up and ready to go on the defensive end they didn’t even force the Pelicans to beat them, THEY beat themselves. They didn’t force Brandon Ingram to take an off-the-dribble three, contested shot around the basket or even a pull-up from two. The Celtics just broke down. They looked lost and not in sync. You can argue that it was all on the overhelp from Jaylen Brown and that’s why Ingram was even open but you have to consider the guy he was trying to help the driver on was Zion Williamson who the Celtics struggled to stop with one defender all game. Boston currently sits 25th in the NBA in fourthquarter defensive rating, allowing an unsightly 113.4 points per 100 possessions. They also have one of the worst crunch-time defenses in the NBA allowing 125.4 points per 100 possession when the game is within five points in the last five minutes. These fourth quarter inconsistencies are what kill the Celtics and it’s not just with the actual effort the team displays on defense late in games, it’s an accumulation of many things.

Getting Marcus Smart back from his calf injury sometime in February should defiantly help this team a little defensively but if the Celtics are really determined to stop regressing in the fourth-quarter and in close games they are really going to have to look within. The Celtics haven’t had much consistency with their fourth-quarter lineups, that’s really where it all starts. The only constants we see from the Celtics late in games is that Tatum and Brown are both out there and rightfully so. But what about the rest of the lineup because that’s where the problem has been for the Celtics all year long and not just in the 4th. Celtics have some great pieces but they do not have many reliable pieces. In the fourth quarter, you need guys you can trust both offensively and defensively. Yesterday in Overtime, Tatum hit a huge 3 to bring the Celtics back from down three to start the overtime and Jaylen Brown had a big transition two to put the Celtics up 1 with about a minute and forty seconds left in OT. That’s reliable, the rest of the pieces on this team just haven’t worked out when the Celtics need them. Kemba hasn’t seemed like he’s been able to get in a groove with both Brown and Tatum all season long. Late in games, Kemba needs the ball to be effective and he just hasn’t been very good with it. Walker is shooting just 35.7 percent overall and a dismal 30.9 percent from beyond the 3-point arc. He gets killed driving to the basket shooting a terrible 18.2 percent on all shots between 3-10 feet, and attempting only 2.8 free throws per game while always pleading for whistles. He’s been inconsistent and doesn’t show much promise or value for this team as presently built. Where it once made sense to believe his game would help elevate that of Brown and Tatum, that doesn’t seem to be the case anymore. Brown and Tatum need help and if Kemba can’t get it going then this team is really in trouble. Kemba is supposed to be the 3rd best scoring option for this team and especially in the 4th, do they trust that he can still be that?

Brown and Tatum Combine for 57 Points in the Celtics loss yesterday, the rest of the team managed only 58 points while shooting 4-for-20 from 3-point range. The Boston Celtics have a lot of good pieces to compliment Tatum and Brown but if they want to start trending back in the right direction they are going to need someone to stop being just a piece and really step up. The Celtics are going to need a third guy to be healthy and consistent especially if they really want to compete to win the Eastern Conference.

 

 

Feb 22, 2021 No Comments
Wandavision Recap 5 + 6

Wandavision Recap 5 + 6

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After mixed reception to the initial two episodes, Wandavision has quickly catapulted into one of the most talked about shows of the year and has firmly cemented Disney Plus as one of the strongest upcoming streaming platforms. Episodes 5 and 6 continue their homage to television by harkening back to Family Ties and Malcolm in the Middle, respectively. As the show continues to unfold, we begin to tackle the mysteries of Wanda’s power, Vision’s insistence on the truth, and dealing with a surprise visit. Spoilers ahead for Wandavision episode 5 and 6 ahead!

Episode 5: ‘On A Very Special Episode’ 

Uhhhh…what the hell?

Let me watch that episode again, real quick. 

Okay, I’m back.

What the hell? 

The juxtaposition between the series first episode and its fifth are in stark (See what I did there) contrast. What started off as a mundane homage to classic television has evolved into a constantly unfolding hexagon of mystery with new surprises and turns at every corner. 

The episode begins with our favorite couple struggling to soothe their twins. Nosy neighbor Agnes overhears their cries from outside and offers to help the babies. Vision disagrees and Agnes, visibly shaken, asks Wanda, “You want me to take that from the top?” directly lending credence to the idea that Wanda is controlling this television dimension. Wanda agrees and allows Agnes to look over the boys, who sprays them with lavender to assuage them while Vision and Wanda argue. They turn around to check on their babies to find two toddlers in their place. 

This week’s theme is a homage to Family Ties, with the portrait aesthetic being lifted directly from the show but, noticeably, the brush is floating with the characteristic red glow of Wanda’s power. 

From the theme we find ourselves once again in the real world, checking on Monica Rambeau following her forced ejection from Westview. Monica’s test results return blank, but she refuses to be retested and joins Hayward and the rest of the S.W.O.R.D. crew in discussing Wanda’s surprising heel turn. During the group, Hayward reveals that, just nine days prior, Wanda broke into S.W.O.R.D. headquarters and liberated Vision’s dissected body. 

We return inside the show to see our soon-to-be super twins hiding something in front of the kitchen sink. Their mother discovers a mysteriously unowned puppy who they beg to keep. Vision walks in just in time to hear their back and forth, ultra-aware of the strange activity going on in his home. His astute nature is once again proved right as when Agnes appears with her dog house in tow, Vision remarks, “I had a hunch someone might pop over…with exactly the item we require.” Wanda and Agnes press onward with adding a new member to their family with Wanda creating a collar for Sparky out of thin air right in front of Agnes, upsetting Vision. 

Before Vision can question Wanda about the true nature of this reality, Billy and Tommy begin to beg to keep ownership of Sparky, disarming their astoundingly alert father. Wanda tells the twins that she and Vision don’t believe they’re old enough to take care of a dog until they are at least ten years old. The twins exchange a mischievous glance at one another and forcefully age themselves to their desired age, showing they have more inherent control and knowledge of Wanda’s reality than she does. 

At the S.W.O.R.D. base, Darcy and Monica join forces combining their brainpower to get to the bottom of re-entering Westview. While listing the elements she would need for an armored vehicle to enter Wanda’s sanctuary, Monica makes a cheeky reference to photons, a nod to her superhero alias in the comics universe. Darcy introduces us to The Hex, the name she’s given to the anomaly. Agent Woo asks if they can identify Wanda’s children, to which Monica responds “Oh, Wanda’s twins are hers. Everything may look fake in the TV, but everything in there is real.” Much like real-world viewers, our group begins to realize that Wanda may be more powerful than we thought. 

“But Wanda manipulates people’s perceptions, makes them hallucinate,” Woo responds confusedly to Monica’s revelation.

“Yeah, that’s her whole bag. If all the sets and props and wardrobe were solid matter, that would mean she’s wielding an insane amount of power,” replies Darcy. 

“Far exceeding anything she’s displayed in the past.”

“Uh, she could have taken out Thanos on her own if he hadn’t initiated a blitz,” Monica says, revealing that the recent events of Endgame have been made public. Monica doubles down in her support of Wanda going as far as to say, “I mean, nobody else came close.”

“Well, I’d argue that Captain Marvel came close,” retorts Jimmy, visibly upsetting Monica in the process, who quickly asks to change the subject. Monica’s urge to change the topic from Auntie Carol finds her discovering some test results and questioning Darcy’s earlier theory about Wanda’s power level. The trio rushes to the lab and finds Monica’s Geraldine outfit from the previous episodes. Monica grabs Woo’s pistol, firing at her groovy clothing choice and seeing the bullets completely smashed in the process. Monica reveals that the entire suit is 87percent Kevlar as a result of Wanda’s energy field changing anything anachronistic in her world. 

“It’s not an illusion. Wanda is rewriting reality.” Monica’s showcase of wit, intelligence, and integrity is on full display in this episode. Since her introduction in the show, Teyonah Parris has shown she can hit all of the required beats of a Marvel hero, having shown a more humorous side inside Westview and now getting to show her leadership skills in the real world. Parris’ Monica is one of the best implemented upcoming heroes, and her chemistry with Woo and Darcy, two already established characters, firmly plants Monica in the current universe and shows a clear knowledge of her best qualities. She single-handedly comes up with the idea to send something into The Hex that doesn’t require Wanda to change it. 

We return to Westview, this time to an updated version of Vision’s workplace at Computational Services Inc., where it looks like they’ve stepped into the future by stepping into the world of computers. As Vision’s coworker Norm jokes about Vision being able to speak the computer’s language, they journey to the internet for the first time, and everyone in the office receives the same S.W.O.R.D. email about The Hex anomaly, frightening the steel nerved hero. Vision is finally beginning to piece together the happenings of this reality, and, using the Mind Stone, shocks Norm’s brain much like he did Ultron in Age of Ultron. Vision comes face to face with the real Norm, a frightened mess just looking for his phone to call his family. Fearing the worst for him, Vision releases him back to the spell he was under. 

Back home, Billy shows off the tricks he’s taught Sparky, and excitedly wants to show his father. When the twins inquire about Vision’s whereabouts, we’re shown that the mysteries of this reality are amorphous even to Wanda. 

“He’s at work.”

“It’s Saturday.”

“No, it’s not, it’s Monday.”

“This morning was Saturday.” 

Wanda’s backpedaling on the day of the week and lies about Vision needing a distraction leads to the twins feeling as if their father doesn’t want to be around them. Wanda rebukes this and begins to extol the virtues of family, prompting their children to ask about Wanda’s family and her brother Pietro. Just as Wanda begins thinking about her deceased twin Pietro, Sparky begins barking, frightened by the world outside. Wanda opens the door to investigate and Sparky takes off as well, causing the kids to follow behind her. 

Monica’s discovered a way to re-enter the Hex using an old 1980s drone. Woo and Darcy note that Wanda is framing the drone out of focus in the broadcast just like the jumpcuts in previous episodes. Monica tries to reach out to Wanda, but it’s clear the invasion has set Wanda off. She takes control of the drone, and Hayward attempts to shoot her with a missile. Just as he makes his command, an alarm goes off signifying a breach of the base. As they rush out to the field, they find Wanda exiting The Hex, dragging the drone along. As she tosses it back to them, it’s still glowing the Wanda’s pulsating, red energy. We see the distinct differences in the leadership styles of Hayward and Monica during their confrontation, with Hayward saying that she left them no choice, and Monica pleading with the woman she thought was her friend to let her help. Wanda replies that she has what she wants and that leaving her and her family alone would be the most beneficial option for them all. As she leaves, Wanda has Hayward’s men turn their weapons on him while she reinforces the barrier to Westview. 

This week’s commercial is for Lagos brand paper towels, and once again sees our commercial couple returning for another week of extremely referential advertisements. Lagos is the location from Captain America: Civil War where Wanda accidentally killed multiple people, including a few Wakandans, in a hotel resulting in the Sokovia Accords. We see our commercial mom wiping up a red liquid, serving as a reference to both the blood spilled in Lagos, as well as the formless Aether/Reality Stone. 

We pick back up on our search for Sparky, and we have another interaction with the postal worker from Episode 2 that Agnes faked shooting with finger guns. The mailman promises the boys’ their mom won’t let anything happen to the dog and is immediately wrong. Agnes comes from around the bushes with a wrapped bundle in her hands, saying Sparky got into her azaleas. Billy and Tommy’s knowledge of the world begins once again to show cracks in Wanda’s reality. After Wanda urges them not to age themselves again, the boys implore her to use her abilities to raise the dead and bring Sparky back. Wanda is surprised by them saying this and tells her children that despite how sad it is, she cannot reverse death—even as her previously dead husband walks up just in time to find his heartbroken family. 

Vision decides to confront his wife over her actions, revealing that he spoke with the true Norm without Wanda’s influence. Wanda attempts to brush Vision off, saying they should turn in for the night and watch television. Vision, much like his creator Ultron, responds with a firm declaration of his independence: “You can’t control me like you control them, Wanda.” Wanda literally rolls the credits on Vision in an attempt to avoid this conversation.

 Wanda seemingly doesn’t know what Vision is talking about until he raises his voice, yelling “STOP LYING TO ME!” as he floats into the air. Vision knows this world is strange, even going as far as to ask Wanda why there are no other children in Westview. Wanda ascends as well, bursting with energy, saying that everything she has done she’s done for them. But just as Vision described earlier and just as they’ve calmed down and begin to have a civil discussion, there’s a knock at the door. This time it isn’t our nosy neighbor, it’s someone else entirely different–Evan Peters as Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Pietro. 

They recast Pietro.

Episode 6: ‘All New Halloween Spooktacular’

Episode 6 kicks off with an homage to the classic late 90s-early aughts sitcom, Malcolm in the Middle. Unlike previous theme tracks, which have been more simplistic and rarely feature any lyrics, this week’s theme song talks directly to the themes of the show including lyrics like: “Don’t try to fight the chaos/don’t question what you’ve done. The game can try to play us/ don’t let it stop the fun.” These lyrics seem like an indication that not all is what it seems in Westview. Up to this point, Wandavision has led us to believe that this alternate reality is solely Wanda’s doing, but Episode 5 cast a few doubts on that theory. As we move deeper in time in the show, the narrative style begins to change, as well. 

The 90s were a more honest time than earlier decades and show families in a more chaotic and realistic light. Likewise, this 90s-themed episode shows that Wanda’s existence is becoming more complex by the day (decade?). It also directly harps on the previously aforementioned Malcolm In The Middle by using Billy and Tommy in the place of Malcolm, as the episode’s narrators.

The episode begins with Billy dressed in a comics-accurate version of his Wiccan garb from his Young Avengers days, talking about the joys of Halloween. Tommy is much more lax about the holiday and seemingly more calm and collected like his uncle Pietro. As the kids play with their uncle, Wanda descends from the stairs, also dressed in her comic book uniform which is explained in-universe as the clothes of a “Sokovian fortune teller” subtly adding more lore to the lost land of Sokovia. Pietro hates the costume, saying that it’s worse than the ones their mother made for them the year they had typhus. The show quickly drops in a flashback of the two, depicting them trick-or-treating with Pietro dressed as Nick Fury. 

“That’s not how I remember it,” Wanda says, looking at Pietro puzzledly.

“You probably suppressed a lot of the trauma,” he responds, causing Wanda to make a sort of pained, wincing look and walk off suddenly. Billy notes his mother’s strange behavior in another fourth wall breaking moment. 

Vision follows down soon after, also looking like his comic book self. Wanda thanks Vision for wearing the silly outfit, and he retorts, “Well there were no other clothes in my closet.” Wanda shoots him a subtle look, and he changes his tune entirely, seemingly reveling in Wanda’s love for “Mexican wrestlers.” As Wanda and Vis look on at the kids and their uncle playing together, Vision is surprised by Pietro’s ability with the children which is also a surprise for Wanda. 

Instead of the festivities planned by Wanda, Vision heads out saying that he’s working as part of the neighborhood watch. Wanda is upset by Vision’s choice, but Pietro quickly agrees to pick up the slack and accompany Wanda and the kids to that night’s spooktacular events. Vision, ever the astute synthezoid, kisses Wanda on her cheeks and knowingly says “Wanda. Be good.” before departing. 

Pietro, like any self-respecting uncle on Halloween, asks Wanda where her water balloons are so that he and Tommy can throw shaving cream balloons. Wanda notes that Tommy and Pietro aren’t even prepared to celebrate Halloween properly, which prompts Pietro to grab his nephew by the hands and return in their own comics accurate costumes. Curiously enough, the two both dress as classic Pietro instead of Tommy donning his Speed uniform like his brother. 

Outside of Westview, we see soldiers carrying the drone from the previous episode, still encased in Wanda’s energy, followed by Hayward and Monica. Hayward is obviously not taking having his own soldiers forcibly turn their guns on him very well and lashes out at Darcy, Monica, and Jimmy Woo. Monica tries to reason with her old friend Hayward, advocating for more caution and less violence. Hayward goes on a diatribe about the hardships of the last five years and removes our favorite real-world trio. As soldiers attempt to escort them off the base, Monica and Jimmy Woo take them down and take their uniforms, allowing them to remain on the base undetected. 

Back in Westview, as the trick-or-treating begins, Wanda begins to quiz Pietro on their childhood in the orphanage. Pietro quickly catches on to her tests and is just as confused about his resurrection as she is, saying he remembers being shot in the street one minute and waking up the next. After their talk, Pietro takes off with the kids to help them maximize their candy acquisition (read: steal), and Wanda talks to Herb, who is working as a member of the neighborhood watch. But before they can chat, the troublesome trio causes a bit of havoc with their uncle’s super speed. Before Herb takes off on his wild goose chase, Wanda says Vision can help him round up the troublemakers. Herb responds that Vision isn’t on duty for Halloween. Herb notices Wanda’s surprise and, like Agnes, directly asks if there’s anything he can do for her and if she wants something changed. 

Elsewhere in Westview, Vision walks down a street filled with children, despite noting that there were no other children in Westview up to that point in the last episode. Vision stops his trek to find a woman stuck in a loop of hanging a Halloween decoration in her yard, as if her programming is unfinished. If that wasn’t enough, a tear streams down her cheek as Vision follows the glitchless children to their next destination. 

This week’s commercial is vastly different from the previous iterations, as it is entirely done in Claymation style and does not feature our standard couple at all. We see a gaunt red-haired child stranded on a deserted island with only a crab for company. A shark begins to circle the tiny island and pops onto land with its surfboard. The cool surfer shark hands the child a single cup of Yo-Magic yogurt before returning to “hang fin.” The child struggles to open the cup for what seems to be an eternity as we watch them grow thinner and thinner, until they’re just a skeleton, making a macabre play on the Yoplait and Gogurt commercials that were popular at the time. 

After our commercial, we return to our trick-or-treaters, whom Wanda is forcing to return the candy. Wanda calls out Pietro’s irresponsibility, calling him a bad role model. Pietro responds in a way that seems to know Wanda’s every desire, “Come to town unexpectedly, create tension with the brother-in-law, stir up trouble with the rugrats, and ultimately give you grief. I mean, that’s what you wanted, isn’t it?” Time and time again, Pietro exudes a knowledge of Wanda’s reality that takes her aback, finally prompting her to ask him: “What happened to your accent?” A question that he immediately flips back on her. As the original twins have their heart-to-heart, Wanda’s twins return with news of full-size candy bars. Tommy takes off to get his treat and shows off his newfound super speed. Wanda begrudgingly allows them to use his super speed to trick-or-treat before warning them not to go past Ellis Avenue, a nod to Marvel writer Warren Ellis. 

Inside S.W.O.R.D., Monica, Jimmy, and Darcy sneak in to hack S.W.O.R.D.’s files and in doing so find Hayward’s secret files. It is revealed that not only has Hayward found a way to look inside the anomaly, he’s also tracking the Vibranium decay signature of Vision. Hayward’s database reveals that the townspeople on the outskirts are barely moving and hardly seem alive. 

Vision is witnessing this firsthand, talking to a woman in town that, unlike earlier, is simply just frozen in time. Vision gives up on his costume and takes flight, finding a car stopped at the edge of town. He goes to investigate the vehicle and finds his neighbor Agnes in a stupor, speaking more like her old-timey 1950s self. Vision unlocks her true self like he did with Norm at work, and it turns out to be quite revealing. 

Agnes recognizes Vision as one of the Avengers, something Vision himself is unaware of. Agnes places the blame on Wanda, saying that she won’t even let them think about leaving, an untrue statement, seeing as Dr. Nielsen once had a trip to Bermuda planned with his wife. Agnes finally tells Vision that he was once dead, saying “All is lost,” and laughing maniacally before Vision returns her to her original state. We find out that Agnes, and now Vision, is exactly where Wanda didn’t want anyone to be–at the end of Ellis Avenue. Vision treks off into the empty field ready to venture outside of Westview and get some help.

Back at the S.W.O.R.D. headquarters, Darcy is going through Hayward’s files, and Monica is setting up a way back into The Hex. Darcy tells Monica that going through The Hex twice has fundamentally rewritten her cells and that going through again could be dangerous. Monica refuses to let that stop her, saying that she’s seen enough lab results to last her a lifetime. Darcy gives up on the argument but tells the team that she’s staying back to crack Hayward’s final firewall. 

Wanda and Pietro chat about Wanda’s soccer mom life, saying that their parents would have loved this place. Pietro inquires about where Wanda has been keeping the children, assuming they’ve been sleeping peacefully this entire time. Pietro seems to know about this alternate reality she’s created and, unlike her husband, is impressed by the growth in her abilities. He goes further, asking, “How did you even do all of this? This is a long way from giving people nightmares and shooting red wiggly woos out of your hand.” Wanda reveals that she is unaware of how Westview came to be, saying that she felt only nothingness. In a moment of reflection, Wanda looks away from her brother, trying to recollect how she got here. When she looks back at him, she sees a zombified version, riddled with bullets much like her encounter with Vision. 

Darcy cracks the code to Hayward’s firewall and discovers a project entitled Cataract. Before she can investigate this folder, however, Vision begins to breach the border between Westview and the S.W.O.R.D. lab. As Vision struggles to break through the boundary, we see that outside of Westview, Vision still has his Mind Stone. Inside The Hex, Billy’s abilities awaken, and he hears his father pleading for help. Billy urges his mother to help Vision and Pietro butts in, saying “Don’t sweat it, it’s not like your dead husband can die twice.” This angers Wanda, who has been loving but confused by her brother, and she blasts him away. Vision begins disintegrating outside of Westview, which Billy can physically feel. Wanda leaps into action by freezing the entirety of Westview and focusing that energy into expanding The Hex. Onlookers outside of The Hex rush to get away from the memory wiping, personality-altering energy with Hayward and some goons speeding off in a truck. As The Hex expands into the S.W.O.R.D. base, it begins to transform everything around it and those unlucky enough to be caught. Wanda turns the S.W.O.R.D. base into something very fitting of this outfit, a circus replete with clowns. The Hex envelopes Vision, restoring his damaged body. The episode ends with the sinister red glare of Wanda’s eyes.

Feb 19, 2021 No Comments